Sunday, August 06, 2006

And so it begins

My 'bio-rhythm chart' for August by
p.s - dictionary defines facade as 'an artificial or deceptive front'

"Unforeseen actions keep you-and others-guessing. You may have to contend with surprising changes of direction. While the unexpected gets your attention, breaking free from routines is a priority when limiting circumstances are a cause for stress. Volatile forces create unpredictable results that disrupt the order. Having no expectations helps you adjust. Risk is sometimes unavoidable, and you are pushed to your edge. It can be quite a ride. "

"Your sporting blood is up, but don't get involved in any risky situations. Keep things low-key and keep the competition confined to pick-up sports in the neighborhood and board games. You'll have more fun that way."
Sir Psycho Reality:
These idiots really do think that my sporting blood is up when I haven't played any sport for almost two years now. Even the fucking Playstation is not around as my mate Ibrahim used to own it and he has moved to a new flat. Both these wanks think that I am going to risk something today and better avoid it. No shit. The only risk I took was drinking 5 litres of cider last night and hoping that a hangover doesn't get me in a half-nelson. But this risk turned to be nothing as I woke up late and sound. We ordered some pizza at a fake address and it could have been risky but again nothing really happened. 'Volatile forces' ain't got shit on me.
And don't even get me started on the fucking bio-rhythm. To think that the bends of a useless line on a bloody chart are supposed to signify my emotional, intellectual and physical is fucking insane. Who are these people? What do they do? How do they do it? They are not psychics but psychos.
This is the bio-chart for Charles Manson that shows that sometime today he will have a wank and get tired. Or he will possibly do some shadow-boxing. Who knows? One thing we know for sure is that he will feel really emotional and intellectual today. He may express himself by finger-painting or writing sonnets. His emotions may have something to do with slashing people in the past and his intellectualism may have something to do with slashing people in the future.
This is Mel Gibson's biochart on the day he was arrested for drunken driving and his tirade on Jews. The chart says he was supposed to have a tiring day but would have an emotional and intellectual high. Wow. We all know how that turned out. The most intellectual he got was saying, 'Jews were responsible for all the wars in the world.' And 'I'm going to fuck you' sounds pretty emotional.


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